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Ithaca College Final Exam (2006 – Whiteman, Sean P)

FINAL EXAMINATION FOR: SEAN P. WHITEMAN

QUESTION: (MISSING)
ANSWER: ALL OF THE BELOW

• A) IT IS ILLEGAL TO GO INTO WATER OF ANY KIND
• B) DISHPANS TAKE ACID
• C) DINOSAURS COME FROM WINDOWSILLS
• D) MAKE CAT YAWN BY YAWNING AT CAT
• E) REAL MEN ARE MADE OF WOOD
• F) KEEP SHOES IN THE RAIN NO ONE WILL STEAL SHOES
• G) SIDEWALKS PREY ON BABY BIRDS

SHOW YOUR WORK BELOW:

A)

B)

C)

D)

E)

F)

G)

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A MOVIEGOER’S MANTRA

The way I see it, there are three kinds of people out there. People who LOVE movies, people who don’t go to the movies, and people who shouldn’t go to the movies. In the last several years, I have been going to the movies more and more often than ever before, as I live in a city that has has been nationally ranked as one of the best for movie lovers, especially when it comes to independent and retro screenings. However the modern theatrical landscape has been tainted by the third grouping I’d mentioned above, people who shouldn’t be going to the movies to begin with.

The theater is not a place for conversation. FUCKING PERIOD. Read On! »