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New Flavors – By Sean Whiteman
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _DEAD CROW_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _DEAD CROW_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _TABLOID_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _TABLOID_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _WAR_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _WAR_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _SHREDDED TIRE_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _SHREDDED TIRE_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _SPIDER WEB_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _SPIDER WEB_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _ROBOCOP_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _ROBOCOP_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _MONTANA LAKE WATER_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _MONTANA LAKE WATER_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _POWDERED SNOW_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _POWDERED SNOW_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _LIGHT TRAILS_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _LIGHT TRAILS_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir,
We reluctantly agree and have decided to add a 32nd flavor. We also think sun drizzled clouds would taste great.
Don’t tell Ben or Jerry about this.
Love,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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