New Flavors – By Sean Whiteman
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _DEAD CROW_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _DEAD CROW_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _TABLOID_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _TABLOID_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _WAR_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _WAR_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _SHREDDED TIRE_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _SHREDDED TIRE_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _SPIDER WEB_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _SPIDER WEB_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _ROBOCOP_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _ROBOCOP_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _MONTANA LAKE WATER_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _MONTANA LAKE WATER_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _POWDERED SNOW_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _POWDERED SNOW_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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We regret to inform you that we are not seeking any additional flavors at this time. We are happy with 31 for the time being. We appreciate your enthusiasm for _LIGHT TRAILS_ and we are grateful you enjoy our ice cream and support our company but we would also prefer that you’d stop sending us letters regarding new flavors like _LIGHT TRAILS_.
Perhaps Jerry and Ben might be interested!
Sincerely,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins
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We reluctantly agree and have decided to add a 32nd flavor. We also think sun drizzled clouds would taste great.
Don’t tell Ben or Jerry about this.
Love,
Burt Baskin & Irv Robbins