Shark Teeth

If I had my way, I’d replace my human teeth with shark teeth. People would have to be crazy not to fear me.

“Are you going to Jill’s Christmas party this year, Gwen?” Ron would ask.
“I don’t think so. I heard Mark ‘the shark’ Peterson will be there,” Gwen would respond.
“Oh,” Ron would say. “Maybe I’ll stay in and check my e-mail instead.”

What respect!

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