5. Epithet

is

a

cunt-sucking, grunt-clucking,

zit-licking, shit-kicking,

mud-eating, blood-skeeting,

pit-munching, tit-punching,

ass-swishing, bass-fishing,

skunk-hugging, spunk-chugging,

dirt-sneezing, skirt-teasing,

hair-puking, chair-nuking,

buck-hunting, duck-punting,

corn-shucking, porn-rucking,

cock-flicking, chalk-nicking,

kiss-chewing, bris-cueing,

shoehorn-using, newborn-fusing,

racist-swaddling, gray-cyst-coddling,

chump-schmoozing, flump-choosing,

punch-spiking, lunch-liking,

bird-chirping, turd-burping,

rabble-rousing, Scrabble-housing,

boat-bumping, vote-humping,

once-lucking, dunce-fucking

shit-bird of a clit-word, Gilda shrieked before taking in a massive and well-earned breath.

 

“Why do you say that?” I asked with genuine interest.

Because it don’t rhyme with nuthin’ and I hate-hate-hate it!

“What about ‘alphabet’?”

That’s almost as bad as a slant rhyme, you plant-mime!

“You sure know how to kill a mood, you know that?”

I zipped up my pants and never spoke to her again.

 

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