the WHITEMAN BROTHERS http://whitemanbrothers.com A sure thing Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:36:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 EGG REPLACER REIGNS VICTORIOUSLY, JOINS SACK LUNCH ONLINE http://whitemanbrothers.com/2010/06/08/egg-replacer-is-the-victor-joins-sack-lunch-online/ http://whitemanbrothers.com/2010/06/08/egg-replacer-is-the-victor-joins-sack-lunch-online/#comments Tue, 08 Jun 2010 23:25:08 +0000 Sean http://whitemanbrothers.com/?p=458 A short while back Christof was competing in a contest over at Indiepix. His film EGG REPLACER was busting skulls against worthy foes in attempting to land a spot on the DVD release of a documentary that focused on the careers of the Kuchar Brothers. Long, boring-as-fuck, story short, Christof’s film was announced as the winner by Cory McAbee (director of the masterful AMERICAN ASTRONAUT) at the IT CAME FROM KUCHAR premiere in NYC. Christof is currently wading in a swimming pool filled with blowjobs and success.

He was recently quoted as saying: “Money can’t buy happiness, but blowjobs and success can.”

Watch EGG REPLACER now.

In other news, Sean has finally put SACK LUNCH online. This short was meant to be put up after it played at the Portland International Film Festival back in February, but it got lost in the grand shuffle (along with all those DVD’s that were supposed to have been sent to all those people – NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR INTERNS!).

So, here it is, Sean’s rambling ode to the infrequent validity of batshit insanity: SACK LUNCH

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NEW YEAR: May Ling from the WHITEMAN BROTHERS on Vimeo.

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Life is hard. Smash that mouth.

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CHILDREN AT PLAY

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